I tilefni dagsins.

Happy ST: Patrick´s day
to you all

Murphy´s law in honor of the day:

• Celibacy is not hereditory.
• Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
• Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
• Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
• The other queue always moves faster.
• Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
• The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
• Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself (thats an important one)
• The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
• A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
• Murphy´s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
• In order to get a loan, you must first prove uou don´t need it.